Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

November 18, 2007 was not the last time I posted. That would be crazy and totally over a year ago.

I certainly did not hola hoop away my evenings this week on Wii Fit.

I did not lick the toys I painted with washable paint to make sure that it didn't come off. Who would test the safety of a toy by doing that?

I certainly didn't avoid cleaning the house all weekend. My house is always spotless.

I did not go into my closet to read my healing scripture because I woke up with a stomach bug. I did NOT then go to sleep on the comforter in the closet.

I did not walk imaginary kids in my sleep away from my side of the bed because I broke a glass before bed and didn't want them to hurt their feet.

I did not become motivated to finally post because MckMama is giving away a funky prize to one winner.

I did not drop my glove two different times this weekend without noticing. My husband did not find them both times and make fun of me.

I am not in the middle of about four books. Not me! I always read one book from start to finish before I start the next one.

I am not still in progress of crocheting a blanket that I started in the Winter of 2003-2004.

I did not ask for a guitar for Christmas. Even it I did, I would absolutely practice everyday not once a month.

I absolutely will not write more often. That would get my handful of family viewers' hopes up.

I did not post when my comment button is STILL BROKEN. I hate getting feedback anyways.

Adios!